
Since this blog normally deals with travel and related diversions, I have to decided to dedicate this post to bad driving, and things that really burn my biscuits, so to speak. Yesterday, I was in 3:00 traffic in my university town, and my nerves were in shreds by the time I returned back to my town of residence. For this reason, I am compiling a list of driving habits that annoy me the most, and I hope you will leave comments with some of yours! (For all you drivers who never get ruffled by anything, I'm sure there's something that annoys you. You just don't say it. So now you have the opportunity to state your driving grievances in the comment box!) And away we go...
1. Slow cars in the left lane. I want to pass, but you are clogging up the lane. The car on the right is riding along side you and there is no way around. Why don't you move? The left lane is for
passing. (Yesterday a car was doing 10 under the speed limit in the left lane. She then proceeded to turn off into Blockbuster. I guarantee she'll have a late fee.)
2. Tapping brakes for no apparent reason. There's no one in front of you. Why are you tapping?
3. Slow cars that suddenly decide to speed up. You weren't going fast enough. I start to go around you, and you suddenly speed up 20 mph. Why?
4. Pulling out in front of me on a major highway. I don't have time to slow down. What are you doing?
5. Challengers. It's late at night. I'm very tired. I'm trying to get home. You pull up next to me and go the exact same speed in the alternate lane. I can feel you staring at me. Do you really think I'm going to do anything? And...you force me to slow down 10 mph to get you away from me. I just want to go home, and now it's going to take me even longer.
6. No signal. I'm traveling along happily on my journey. Suddenly, and without warning, you slam on your brakes. My heart rate hits an all time high. You proceed to turn into Dunkin Donuts. Why couldn't you have signaled?
7. 4 way stops. It's really quite simple. He goes. She goes. I go. He goes. We all take turns. Just like we learned in kindergarten. Yet...you go right after the car in front of you goes. It's not your turn!
8. Tailgaters. There is an entire left lane for passing. Use it. I do. He does. We all do. You should too.
9. Texters. Do you really think you can drive and send your friend a text about how you can't possibly understand why he stood you up again? No! First of all, you're upset and putting extra emphasis into that text. Have you forgotten that you are behind the wheel of an enormous metal apparatus that could a) run over someone b) run into someone's car. Stop it!
10. Finally, music blasters. You like Diddy. We get it. Do you have to blast it so loudly that all we hear is a loud thumping sound? I love the Beatles. I don't blast them to let people know I have a Beatles CD. Anyone can buy one. I don't need to share it with the entire highway.
Thank you for this cathartic post. I look forward to reading your comments. And...drive safely.